Are you a new parent? Aren't sure on how to handle your baby safely? Here's a book called Safe Baby Handling Tips, and it offers up some hilarious instructions with dos and don'ts to demonstrate what to do with a baby in any situation.

Pretty handy if you asked me.

1.  The types of games for babies

2. The proper way to lift your baby

3. How to nurse your baby properly

4. What to do when your baby is teething

5. How to clam your baby

6. How to introduce your baby to pets

7. Stimulate your baby with toys, not TV

8. Don't put your finger in your baby's nose

9. Forced smiles result in cries

10. How to choose a babysitter

11. Babyproofing the right way

12. Your baby can't gossip with you just yet

13. How to strap your baby to his seat

14. Just peek. Don't discover it with your hands

15. How to put a baby to bed

16. How to test if the milk is good

17. How to bundle up your baby

18. The right way to feed a baby

19. How to change a diaper

20. Where to place your baby

21. No one likes to be awaken this way

22. Bad idea to throw your baby up in the air

23. How to shop with your baby

24. Be gentle when massaging your baby

25. 300 work outs are not for babies

26. How to wash a baby

27. How to dry a baby after a bath

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