15 Reasons Neymar Could Be a Spornosexual
2014.07.02
Neymar is in the spotlight right now. Will he be able to lead the Brazilian team to a World Cup victory? The 22 year old has already become the South American Footballer of the year twice, in 2011 and 2012. Now he's in the running for the Golden Boot in the World Cup. But aside from being good at football, Neymar could be a spornosexual. Here are some reasons:
15. Oh yeah, underwear ad. Come on, H&M. Replace Beckham with Neymar now.
1. He likes to walk around showing off his abs.
2. Or just generally show anyone his abs.
3. He knows you like looking at them too.
4. Even after a game, he removes his shirt for the world to see.
5. But not everything about Neymar is abs. It's his dreamy gaze too.
6. Man, he's adorable.
7. We wonder what's he NOT wearing other than a shirt.
8. But at times, he puts on other things. Like a bow tie. That's all.
9. He takes pretty good selfies too.
10. He gets his teammates to take spornosexual selfies too.
11. He makes dog people bark up his tree.
12. He's obviously trying to get an underwear ad deal.
13. His side smile is gorgeous too.
14. Spornosexuals hang out with spornosexuals.
15. Oh yeah, underwear ad. Come on, H&M. Replace Beckham with Neymar now.
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