Not all t-shirts were created equal. And these 18 ones will guarantee you being single for all eternity. A word of advice: if you have any of these, throw them away right now.

1. We get it, you want to be single, forever!

2. Your checklist of sorrys.

3. Great, now fuck off!

4. Guess who Internet porn was made for? You.

5. Seriously?

6. Good luck with this strategy.

7. Anyone want to date a scrub?

8. Woah, better not look your way ever then.

9. That's why your parents keep advising you to make positive choices in life.

10. Captain obvious?

11. And their limit is you. Guess who is going to iron his own clothes on his own, forever?

12. The most massive gift from a douchebag.

13. They invented the paper bag, for you to put over your face because you suck, douchebag.

14. Some guys actually have this. Don't wear it out, please.

15. Are you still 15?

16. Not the worst, and actually quite funny. Don't wear this if you're ugly.

17. You disappoint your mom.

18. You're going to die alone.