15 Things Taylor Swift Fans Keep Hearing
2014.08.28
People judge us for the music we like. And while that can't be help, and haters will always be hating, here are the 15 things Taylor Swift fans are always hearing from others who aren't Swifties.
1. Her music is for teens isn't it?
2. I thought she did country music? Sounds like pop to me.
3. All her songs are about ex-boyfriends.
4. Who's her next victim?
5. She's too fake.
6. Every song sounds the same.
7. She's so dorky.
8. She's dramatic.
9. She's a know-it-all
10. She sold out country music for pop music.
11. No guy wants to go near her.
12. She pretends to know everything about love.
13. She thinks she's the shiznit.
14. She's 70% legs.
1. Her music is for teens isn't it?
That guy is either a really old looking teenager, or he's just a middle-aged man enjoying some Taylor Swift.
2. I thought she did country music? Sounds like pop to me.
You thought wrong.
3. All her songs are about ex-boyfriends.
Of course not. That's crazy.
4. Who's her next victim?
Who was your last victim? Let's go ask them about you.
5. She's too fake.
And we suppose you're very real?
6. Every song sounds the same.
You've probably only heard one song.
7. She's so dorky.
Dorky hot chicks are the hottest.
8. She's dramatic.
Over-acting? Please.
9. She's a know-it-all
But she speaks the truth, no?
10. She sold out country music for pop music.
Her music is kinda genre-less these days.
11. No guy wants to go near her.
Guys can't handle her. That's all.
12. She pretends to know everything about love.
And you know everything, we assume?
13. She thinks she's the shiznit.
Newsflash: she is.
14. She's 70% legs.
And they are smoking hot too! So how's that a complain again?
15. Even Miley can't stand her.
Well, at least she tried.
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