All The Times That Justin Bieber Should Have Been Arrested
2014.01.24
To think that it was a mere 5 years ago when the baby-faced teenager was considered to be the ultimate role model to tweens everywhere. Girls loved him, lesbians wanted to look like him, and everything was just peachy perfect.
But just like many young celebrity stars before him, all the fame and fortune comes with a hefty price. As his privacy became non-existent, the media began scrutinizing his every move. And that can be pretty hard to deal with at such a young age.
Unlike other teens his age who rebel by running away or going goth, Bieber had the money and influence to do just about anything he wanted. Even if it meant imploding on his own fame.
For fans, there's a certain feeling of helplessness in watching danger signals go apparently ignored. There were plenty of red flags indicating that Bieber was on the fast-track to crashing and burning. Let's step back in time to see the many other times that Bieber should have been locked away in the slammer for his own good:
2008–10:
CRIME: For flooding the airwaves with this song
PUNISHMENT: Having all his videos removed from YouTube.
CRIME: For turning young girls into raving banshees.
PUNISHMENT: Having to sit an a room with all of them for 24 hours.
CRIME: For flipping his hair
PUNISHMENT: Washing his hair with Nair removal cream
2010–11
CRIME: For this pregnancy scandal, which freaked out Beliebers everywhere
PUNISHMENT: Getting a vasectomy
CRIME: For allowing his Twitter fans to send out death threats and threatening to kill themselves to get his attention
PUNISHMENT: Having all his social media privileges erased and removed
CRIME: For trying too hard to look cool
PUNISHMENT: Getting his tattoos removed, with acid.
2012–present:
CRIME: For attempting to grow a mustache, and failing miserably
PUNISHMENT: Getting every hair on his body waxed
CRIME: For thinking this was an appropriate outfit to wear in public.
PUNISHMENT: "Man-Jeggings"
Crime: For driving like a maniac
Punishment: Replacing his Lambo with a tricycle
CRIME: For acting like a huge douchebag while partying
PUNISHMENT: Sitting in a corner until he "man's up."
CRIME: For picking fights with the paparazzi
PUNISHMENT: Getting no media coverage whatsoever
CRIME: For adopting and then abandoning his pet monkey.
PUNISHMENT: Cleaning up monkey poop at the zoo.
CRIME: For being caught on video urinating in a mop bucket and spraying cleaning fluid onto a picture of Bill Clinton while saying "F--k Bill Clinton.
PUNISHMENT: Having to clean Bill Clinton's toilet
CRIME: For getting carried on his bodyguards' shoulders at the Great Wall of China.
PUNISHMENT: Having the roles reversed
CRIME: For being a horrible neighbor (racing in his Lamborghini, egging people's houses)
PUNISHMENT: Being banished to that island on L.O.S.T
CRIME: For letting his buddy 'Lil Za' take the fall after police find drugs in his home
PUNISHMENT: Having no friends
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