15 Reasons Why I'll Be Skipping The World Cup
2014.06.21
I tried so hard to stay up for the 2014 World Cup opening but after thinking about it, I decided to go back to sleep. It wasn't worth it. Here are 15 reasons why I'll be skipping most of the World Cup.
1. I don't have that many "sick leave" days left
![sick_leave.gif sick_leave.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/sick_leave.gif)
2. The matches are obviously too early in the morning for us.
![early.gif early.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/early.gif)
3. The highlights are more fun (Ok, not at all, but they save a lot of time)
![brazil_own_goal_FIFA_2014.gif brazil_own_goal_FIFA_2014.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/brazil_own_goal_FIFA_2014.gif)
4. There's no one to watch the game with at that hour.
![watch_tv_alone.gif watch_tv_alone.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/watch_tv_alone.gif)
5. I'd rather catch up on Game of Thrones..
![excited.gif excited.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/excited.gif)
6. Replying work emails requires a major skill: You have to be awake.
![sleepy_typing.gif sleepy_typing.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/sleepy_typing.gif)
7. My love for sleep outweighs my love for soccer..
![sleepy.gif sleepy.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/sleepy.gif)
8. I knew I would regret it after seeing Pitbull's pants.
![shocked.gif shocked.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/shocked.gif)
9. Brazil would win most of their matches. Their defense strategy: score more than the other team.
![what_is_happening.gif what_is_happening.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/what_is_happening.gif)
10. I saw Uruguay play and their jerseys were too damn tight.
![shock_horror.gif shock_horror.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/shock_horror.gif)
11. All the good matches are much later..
![uhuh.gif uhuh.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/uhuh.gif)
12. You pretty much can't predict anything - Uruguay vs Costa Rica 1-3?!
![dunno.gif dunno.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/dunno.gif)
13. The fans are more entertaining
![fifa_2014_fan.gif fifa_2014_fan.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/fifa_2014_fan.gif)
14. Reading the scores when I wake up is the best morning surprise
![FIFA_2014_match_results.JPG FIFA_2014_match_results.JPG](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/FIFA_2014_match_results.JPG)
15. Watching England play was a waste of time.
1. I don't have that many "sick leave" days left
![sick_leave.gif sick_leave.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/sick_leave.gif)
2. The matches are obviously too early in the morning for us.
![early.gif early.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/early.gif)
3. The highlights are more fun (Ok, not at all, but they save a lot of time)
![brazil_own_goal_FIFA_2014.gif brazil_own_goal_FIFA_2014.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/brazil_own_goal_FIFA_2014.gif)
4. There's no one to watch the game with at that hour.
![watch_tv_alone.gif watch_tv_alone.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/watch_tv_alone.gif)
5. I'd rather catch up on Game of Thrones..
![excited.gif excited.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/excited.gif)
6. Replying work emails requires a major skill: You have to be awake.
![sleepy_typing.gif sleepy_typing.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/sleepy_typing.gif)
7. My love for sleep outweighs my love for soccer..
![sleepy.gif sleepy.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/sleepy.gif)
8. I knew I would regret it after seeing Pitbull's pants.
![shocked.gif shocked.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/shocked.gif)
9. Brazil would win most of their matches. Their defense strategy: score more than the other team.
![what_is_happening.gif what_is_happening.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/what_is_happening.gif)
10. I saw Uruguay play and their jerseys were too damn tight.
![shock_horror.gif shock_horror.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/shock_horror.gif)
11. All the good matches are much later..
![uhuh.gif uhuh.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/uhuh.gif)
12. You pretty much can't predict anything - Uruguay vs Costa Rica 1-3?!
![dunno.gif dunno.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/dunno.gif)
13. The fans are more entertaining
![fifa_2014_fan.gif fifa_2014_fan.gif](/files/attach/images/3004/896/102/014/fifa_2014_fan.gif)
14. Reading the scores when I wake up is the best morning surprise
15. Watching England play was a waste of time.
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