12 Things More Likely to Happen Than Brazil Winning The World Cup
1. America renaming soccer to football.
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
America to change 'soccer' and call it 'football' like the rest of the world
— Taʝk. (@iTaj_) July 8, 2014
2. Leo DiCaprio winning an Oscar! (finally)
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup pic.twitter.com/vVjNibhcbp
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) July 8, 2014
3. Taylor Swift gets back together with her ex.
Taylor Swift and her ex ever ever ever getting back together #ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
— Alex Ingram (@GTP_Ingram) July 8, 2014
4. Robin Thicke gets back together with his wife.
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup Robin Thicke getting back together with his wife
— James Moriarty (@Editor_James) July 8, 2014
5. Taylor Swift writing a song called "Maybe it's my fault"
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
Taylor Swift writing a song called "Maybe it's My Fault."
— Jane Good (@janey_b_good) July 8, 2014
6. Luis Suarez becoming a vegetarian
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
Luis Suarez becoming a vegetarian.
— UK Banter (@UKBanter) July 8, 2014
7. Voldermort becoming a nose ring model
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
Voldemort becoming a nose ring model
— Cheese Balls (@KariimmKabriiit) July 8, 2014
8. Simply walking into Mordor
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
Simply walking into Mordor
— LOTR Reactions (@LOTRReactss) July 8, 2014
9. Pitbull might have a nice song, finally.
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
Pitbull releasing a song that's actually good
— KyleJW (@MisterKJW) July 8, 2014
10. Jennifer Aniston getting pregnant, for realz!
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
Jennifer Aniston ACTUALLY being pregnant this time! pic.twitter.com/ga62L26HVf
— connorharris Ⓜ️ (@iconnorharris) July 8, 2014
11. Getting through Game of Thrones without someone you like dying.
Getting through the next series of Game of Thrones without someone I like dying. #ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup
— Amy Harrison (@AmyArrison) July 8, 2014
12. Scientists make pigs fly.
#ThingMoreLikelyThanBrazilWinningTheWorldCup pic.twitter.com/fuEdOZ2trQ
— Mike Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) July 8, 2014
More Articles