10 Times You Should Be Thankful If You Can't Grow a Beard
2016.02.28
Like most people, I can't grow a beard to save my life. And while the only thing I can grow is beard-envy, there are many other good things that come with the lack of facial hair. Here are ten of those things:
![shaving1.gif shaving1.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving1.gif)
This is obvious. I average 1 shaver every 3 months. Think about the savings! I don't even need them to be branded!
![shaving2.gif shaving2.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving2.gif)
Okay it might, but the chances of it happening is really on the low side.
![shaving3.jpg shaving3.jpg](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving3.jpg)
Unless this guy is your interviewer:
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![shaving3.gif shaving3.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving3.gif)
Boy face ain't so bad after all. Think about it when you're 50.
![shaving5_1.gif shaving5_1.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving5_1.gif)
Or not? Damn it. I'm confused:
![shaving5_2.gif shaving5_2.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving5_2.gif)
No diff, buddy.
![shaving6.gif shaving6.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving6.gif)
At least you're standing out of the crowd.
9. We can be models for hairless shaving commercials.
![shaving10.gif shaving10.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving10.gif)
Still, we wished we could grow one. It's sexy, damnit.
1. Saving tons of money on shavers
![shaving1.gif shaving1.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving1.gif)
This is obvious. I average 1 shaver every 3 months. Think about the savings! I don't even need them to be branded!
2. Never having to worry about shaving cuts
There's just not enough to cause a mistake.![shaving2.gif shaving2.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving2.gif)
Okay it might, but the chances of it happening is really on the low side.
3. Always looking fresh.
Which dude will you hire? The clean shaven one or the scruffy looking fella?![shaving3.jpg shaving3.jpg](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving3.jpg)
Unless this guy is your interviewer:
![shaving3_3.gif shaving3_3.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving3_3.gif)
4. You'll always look younger too.
![shaving3.gif shaving3.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving3.gif)
Boy face ain't so bad after all. Think about it when you're 50.
5. Women prefer kissing a clean shaven face.
Trust me. At least, that's what I've been told.![shaving5_1.gif shaving5_1.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving5_1.gif)
Or not? Damn it. I'm confused:
![shaving5_2.gif shaving5_2.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving5_2.gif)
No diff, buddy.
6. Hipsters with beards all look alike.
![shaving6.gif shaving6.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving6.gif)
At least you're standing out of the crowd.
7. We won't look homeless.
Has a home Doesn't have a home.
Plus this is pretty gross:
Correction: it is fucking gross.
8. We save a lot of time..not shaving!
We're done in 10 seconds, tops!
9. We can be models for hairless shaving commercials.
How do you think they were actually done?
10. And finally....seriously, not everyone looks good with a beard.
![shaving10.gif shaving10.gif](/files/attach/images02/3004/207/962/014/shaving10.gif)
Still, we wished we could grow one. It's sexy, damnit.
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