Romcom movies expect you to suspend the reality of dating. Most of the time, people don't fall in love the way they do in movies. At least, that's a very rare chance of that happening in real life. These are the only moments you'll find love, but in a movie that is.

1. When you go grocery shopping and bump into their cart.

This is how lonely grocery shopping really is.

The most "physical interaction" you'll ever get from them. And maybe a quick stare too.

2. When you drive past them

No one is falling in love with people driving past in cars. Seriously. No one.

3. When you're sitting at the coffee shop alone and a girl checks you out

You're just another stranger in a crowd of many. Move along.

4. When they serve you food at a restaurant

Even if you're trying to score, most servers are really just doing their job. Plus, they're supposed to smile at you. Don't take it the wrong way.

5. When you are in a lift with them

Elevator romance? That's not going to happen. All that's going to happen is just some awkward silence. In a minute at most, she'll be gone.

6. When you're doing laundry

Again, not a movie.

7. When you sit next to them at a movie

They are focused on the screen. Not at you.

8. When you meet into an accident with them

It couldn't even happen in Entourage. What makes you think it's possible?

Life doesn't work by rewarding you with love if you meet in an accident with a pretty chick. Compensation first. Love, never!

9. When you accidentally exchanged bags.

Sounds like the perfect premise for a movie, but in real life, it is just a major inconvenience. Plus you hope they don't open up your bag.

10. When you write 365 letters and she never replies. Psst: You're stalking!

No, son. This won't happen. Know when to stop, dude. Know when.

11. When you fall in love with a perfect stranger you've never even met before.

You don't even know their toilet habits! This is not possible at all.

12. When their boyfriends aren't around

How is it that some guys think that women will fall in love with anyone if their boyfriends aren't around?

13. When you spot her at the gym

You're just the help. No movie magic love story about to happen here.

14. When she's shopping

It's clothes she's buying. And you're not on a rack. She's not interested in anything else.

15. When she says she's not interested

Time to back off. Don't use guy-dictionary and translate that as "please try harder".