The last time Star Wars came back, there were tons of counterfeit products because who doesn't love to capitalize on such excitement and fandom? But not all counterfeit stuff were great. A lot of them were lazy, which resulted in them being pretty damn funny. Check out these knockoff Episode 1 toys:

1. Dennis. Oh..he's so menacing-looking!

2. This little girl....

3. Toby-One. Where's Toby-Two?

4. I really don't know the actual name for this, so this works for me.

5. He's bloody daft. Or serious. I don't know which.

6. Conehead. What an accurate Jedi name. No one remembers his real name anyway.

7. The only one they got right.

8. This is a combination of your two favorite droids! Or their love child.

9. No other explanation for this.

10. This is a pretty accurate description actually.

11. He's glorious. He's Star Lord. Oh yeah.

12. Mace Window. Haha. Window.

13. Padme. No last name needed. Everyone knows her.

14. This name is perfect.

15. What other descriptions can you give this guy?

16. He does look like a slug. And he's standing. So he must be upright.

17. Yup. What indeed.