Charlie Sheen is very hard to understand. As a comedian, he's way funnier than Seth Rogen, but as a human being he's a bit whacked. Sheen is mad at Denise Richards for not inviting him along on the family Christmas trip with their kids Lola and Sam.

So he cut up the souvenir from their wedding in what looks like an old army bayonet. He then tweeted his craftsmanship to let Denise Richards know that this isn't the murder weapon. It'll be his hands!